Premium 1:1 Intensives for Leaders Building Forever Clients

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You don’t need more noise.
You don’t need more strategy stacking.
You’ve already proven you can sign clients.


Now it’s time to create a business where they never want to leave.


What you need is a space where the whole of you gets seen, your ideas get refined, and your offers become unforgettable experiences clients stay for.

That’s what Hot Mess on a Mission is for.

It’s not another mastermind.
It’s not ongoing hand-holding.
It’s a focused, high-touch, private intensive to map, refine, and activate your next season of your leadership.

Because the truth is retention isn’t built through hustle.
It’s built through safety, intimacy, and experiences so good your clients never want to leave.

Hot Mess on a Mission is for the woman who’s already in motion.

You’ve built the offers, you’ve signed the clients, you're holding space, and now you’re ready to:

🔥 Refine your product suite so every offer naturally flows into the next


🔥 Upgrade your onboarding and client experience to premium level


🔥 Build retention into your business model so clients evolve with you long term


🔥 Anchor into your next season of leadership without overcomplicating your business

 

This is for leaders who are done circling, done second-guessing, and ready for clarity, precision, and premium-level experiences.

Let's freakin' go!

If you want to map your business for forever clients + forever evolution, you’re in the right place.

🔥The Reset

£777

Perfect if you’re ready for a sharp, focused reset.

  • 1x 60–90 min private call to put everything on the table:
    → Product suite refinement
    → Seasonal + evergreen offer mapping
    → Onboarding + retention strategies
    → Your next premium move

  • 30 days of Telegram support for integration, questions, and real-time tweaks

  • Designed to give you immediate clarity + momentum

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❤️‍🔥The Embodied Upgrade

£2,222

Spa day in the UK to elevate your premium experience.

  • Full-day private immersion in a luxury spa

    Morning deep dive: Clarify + refine your business model, offers, and client journey

    Afternoon embodiment: Integration practices in a premium space so the upgrades land in your body

    Evening mapping: Your premium plan for the next 6–12 months, anchored in ease + retention

  •  30 days Telegram support post-immersion to ensure integration without ongoing mentorship

  •  Designed to leave you nourished, clear, and fully embodied in your next evolution

  • £555 deposit to secure. PIF & payment plans available.
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🐦‍🔥 The Evolution

£5,555

Your business mapped for the year ahead.

  • 3-day private VIP weekend at a curated retreat-style venue in Europe

  • Strategy: Map your full year of offers + income cycles

  • Experience: Refine your onboarding + client journey so it feels elevated at every step

  • Integration: Experience premium to create experiences + embodiment work so everything you build is aligned with your evolution

  • Venue scouting + support included to mirror what you want to create for your own clients

  •  Designed for leaders who want to step fully into forever-client leadership and make their next year their best yet

  • £555 deposit to secure. PIF & payment plans available.

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Forever clients don't happen by accident.

You already know your next evolution is here, Hot Mess on a Mission is where it gets anchored.

Clients don’t stay because of luck.
They stay because your leadership, offers, and experiences leave no other option.

They stay because you choose to refine, elevate, and lead in a way that inspires loyalty.

This is your chance to:
🐦‍🔥Anchor your next season of offers with precision


🐦‍🔥Elevate your client experience to premium standards


🐦‍🔥Build retention into your business model


🐦‍🔥Step fully into your forever-evolution leadership

Selling out is cute. Retention is power.
And this is your container to lock that in.
I'M IN!

You'll walk away with...

 

❤️‍🔥A fully mapped offer suite ready to implement
→ Know exactly what evergreen and seasonal offers to launch, which offers feed into one another, and how to structure your products so clients naturally evolve with you

 

❤️‍🔥Premium onboarding that retains clients
→ Soulful strategies unique to you for creating first impressions that wow your clients, set expectations clearly, and make them want to stay for the long term

 

❤️‍🔥Confidence in your next 6–12 months of business
→ Walk away with a roadmap that gives you clarity on income cycles, launch timing, and seasonal shifts. No guesswork, no overwhelm, only intentional momentum

 

❤️‍🔥Integration plan to embody your next evolution
→ Step fully into your identity as a leader with practices that anchor your decisions, your energy, and your presence so you’re not just “doing business,” you’re being the business.

 

❤️‍🔥Personalised activation for your unique zone of genius
→ Identify what you do best, how to position it as premium, and create actionable next steps to showcase it without hesitation or fluff

 

❤️‍🔥Retention-focused client experience strategy
→ A tangible client journey map with touch points, rituals, and premium experiences that make your clients feel seen, valued, and loyal

 

❤️‍🔥Embody your “forever client” leadership identity
→ Practical exercises + mini rituals that shift you into the energy that naturally attracts clients who stay, trust, and evolve with you forever

 

❤️‍🔥Clarity on what to delegate vs what to own
→ Know exactly which parts of your business require your energy and which can be systematised + outsourced so you maximise impact without burning out

 

❤️‍🔥High-touch strategies that feel effortless
→ Walk away with actionable ideas to create premium experiences online and offline, so your clients feel nurtured, not sold to

 

I'm on a Mission ❤️‍🔥

Choose your option. Commit to your mission. Step into your season of retention, refinement, and premium evolution.

HEY, I'M KAT!

Life is too short to run a business that doesn’t feel like yours.

I’m an accredited NLP Life Coach, tapping instructor, yoga teacher, women’s health coach, and cyclical business mentor. I help leaders step fully into the identity that builds forever clients, craft premium experiences, and create businesses that evolve with them (not the other way around).

 

I know what it’s like to hustle, burn out, and feel stuck in a system that doesn’t honour your life.

I’ve spent years teaching 20 yoga classes a week, dancing professionally, juggling multiple jobs, and wondering if I’d ever pay off my mortgage.

When the pandemic hit, my full-time income disappeared overnight.

Starting from £0 forced me to create my business my way, and it was messy.

Year 1, I made £3K profit.

Year 2, I matched my full-time salary with a mix of coaching, selling online, and teaching yoga.

Year 3, I doubled my income, had my first £8K week online, but I was burnt out.

Year 4, I went all-in. I built offers I love, created clients that stay for 3+ years, traveled freely, hit my first £10K month, invested in top mentorship, and surrounded myself with empowered leaders.

And here’s the truth: this didn’t happen because of some “secret strategy.”

It happened because I decided who I was going to become from day 1 and designed every aspect of my business cyclically, intentionally, and in alignment with my life.

Now I help ambitious leaders do the same with Hot Mess on a Mission.

 

This isn’t about more hustle. It’s about creating:


🔥A fully mapped offer suite ready to implement
🔥Premium onboarding and client experiences that retain clients
🔥Confidence and clarity in the next 6–12 months of business
🔥An integration plan to embody your next evolution as a leader who creates forever clients

 

Inside Hot Mess on a Mission, we are done spinning your wheels, overthinking, and guessing your next step. This is the space for you to clarify your business, elevate your client experience, and step fully into your premium leadership next year.

 

I’m so freakin’ excited to be your mentor.


Choose your option. Commit to your mission. Let’s make your business a place clients never want to leave.

I'm on a MISSION 🔥